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Barenaked Ladies( BNL )
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If I Had A $1,000,000
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) And if I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love.
If I had a $1,000,000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1,000,000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1,000,000 Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff There would already be foods laid out for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things mmmmmmmm They have prewrapped sausages but they don't have prewrapped bacon Well can you blame em? Uhh, yeahhhh!
If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yup like a llama or an emu) And if I had $1,000,000 Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com (If I had a $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) And If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love.
If I had a $1,000,000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store And If I had a $1,000,000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had a $1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course we would, we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups Mmmmmm
If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1,000,000 (If I had $1,000,000) Well I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love
If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000 If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000 I'd be rich
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