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Wade in the Water
now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke you're bound to hear a lawyer is a shark ignore that it's simplistic and it's dumb only some of you will turn out sharks just some the rest are chum our topic is: blood in the water kids it's time you faced law school is a waste oh yes unless you aquire a taste for blood in the water dark and red and raw you're nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law mr schultz hypothetical question would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud? a kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it off to your client all she saved since she was born he promised to invest it but he spent it on prostitutes and heroin and porn no I would not want to take that case wrong! this one is a win unless you're lazy grandma's broke she'll have some hack from legal aid put her on the stand and call her old and crazy your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid. look for the blood in the water read your thomas hobbs only spineless snobs will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs yes blood in the water your scruples are a flaw Miss Hoops hypothetic question would you be the right lawyer for the following client? say they offer you a bundle for defending a famous hitman for the mafia elite seems he missed his chosen prey killed a nun and drove away running over three cute puppies in the street what you think I wouldn't defend him just because he's a typical man? oh you lesbians think you're so tough oh dear I fear my comment has offended hard to argue though Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com when you're too mad to speak your employment will be very quickly ended when they see how your emotions make you weak so what's my point? I run a billion dollar law firm and I hire four new interns every year from this class I will select four young sharks whom I respect and those four will have a guarranteed career do you follow me? so I wanna see what? blood in the water exactly let the games begin four of you will win but just those four with a dorsel fin yes blood in the water so fight and scratch and claw yes, miss-- woods. Elle woods. someone's had their morning coffee would you summarise the case of state of indiana v hurn from your reading? Oh I wanted to answer the puppy question but I'm asking you about the assigned reading okay who assigns reading for the first day of class? you have guts, miss woods miss kensington let us say you teach a class at harvard law school a position that you're justly proud about but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or no, I'd throw her out alright then you heard your classmate you have just been killed she cut your throat so grab your coat yes you've got guts but now they're spilled your blood's in the water so could you please withdraw and if you return be ready to learn or is that unfair oh wait I don't care that's just how I roll in life and in school with fear and shock and gall you're nothing until the thrill of the kill becomes your only law your only law your only law blood in the water
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